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Buckingham Palace announced that Prince Andrew has been stripped of his military titles and charities, a day after a judge

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OLATHE, KS—Kicking herself for failing to read the product’s dimensions, local woman Annalisa Farrell told reporters Friday that she never

AKRON, OH—Relieved by his measured and accepting reaction, local woman Megan Sjogren told reporters Friday that the “I don’t love

Magawa, an African giant pouched rat in Cambodia who received a prestigious award for his life-saving duty finding dozens of

The Department of Health and Human Services has announced that health insurers will be required to cover costs for over-the-counter,

NEW YORK—Newly elected New York City mayor Eric Adams continued to fill integral positions in his administration Thursday when he

Committing to a regular exercise regimen can be challenging, but even just a short burst of physical activity can help

The internet is supposed to be for procrastinating doing your job, not getting fired from it. Unless you want to

BEIJING—Shedding new light on the origins of the world’s most popular language, an international team of linguists announced Thursday that

An appeals court has upheld the firing of two Los Angeles police officers who ignored a call requesting backup to

The U.S. Mint has begun shipping out the first quarters featuring prominent women in American history, beginning with poet, writer,

In the era of the novel coronavirus, it can be difficult to know how to discuss infections with family, friends,

CLEVELAND—Praising the incredible healing power of terrible art, local moron Todd Beram credited shitty music with helping him through some

Robert Durst, the New York millionaire convicted of murdering his best friend 20 years ago and who has been linked

Christopher Key, the leader of the “Vaccine Police” organization that opposes Covid-19 vaccinations, recently shared that drinking urine could cure

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EUGENE, OR—Promising to locate the loved one’s final resting place right away, the staff at Sacred Heart Cemetery assured a

Engineers are rushing to stabilize San Francisco’s Millennium Tower, a 58-story, 645-foot tall luxury residential skyscraper that has been sinking

PRINCETON, NJ—Upending the common perception that such workers are just going about a normal day on the job, a report

Quebec officials have reported the number of first-dose appointments for Covid-19 vaccines have quadrupled after announcing that vaccination passports will

BOSTON—Describing how the phone game had succeeded where others had failed, local man Peter Bolton told reporters Friday that the